“Capitalism and Other Definitions” for your collective enjoyment……

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your
neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives
you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and
sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both
and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both,
shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the
income

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