Definitions of corporations in different countries” for your collective enjoyment…….hehehe……….

AN AMERICAN
CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN
CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of
them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE
CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have
lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so
they bomb the hell out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows,
but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for
a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…

A GHANAIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You can’t see them because you have no light.You close the office and go to Israel to pray about it.The electoral commission burns the evidence and you have no water to stop the fire. You go to church to pray about it. It’s business as usual.

A NIGERIAN CORPORATION
You say you have two cows.You sell them for 1Million NairaThe buyer comes to pick them upYou and the cows do not exist!

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